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Holy fucking shit, laughed so hard. taking this down in awhile, but this is the most hilarious thing I have seen a long time, and I’ve seen some funny shit.
daddy-and-his-little-babygirl:
what perfect little hideaways! I want one.
-Lolo
I used to have the rug in the second picture!
Hidey spots! We gotsa have these in our house one day Mommy.
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Most marine mammals are very flexible because they are made of 99% blorp.
Blorp.
Science.what the fuck is the last 1%
1% squish
99% blorp 1% squish
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Smoking weed seriously helps nausea so much for me
✨Clear Quartz✨ “Quartz cleanses and enhances the organs and subtle bodies and acts as a deep soul cleanser, connecting the physical dimension with the mind.”🙏🌙💜
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"The mind is above time and space. If you decide not to complain, it will immediately compensate you with intuition."
Yogi Bhajan (via cosmofilius)
Bada bing bada boom boom boom boom
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Why doesn’t this have a million notes?!
i love how the “did you drug them” has a little pit stop at “you’re evil”
As well it should.
I’ve reblogged this before but Imma do it again because a)it’s awesome and b) I have a specific voice when I say “Do not do the sex”.
This needs to be on a billboard and posters all around the world. Maybe even on menus are restaurants
Needs to be in bars
do not do the sex
Loooool
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